So about the title... I am a bit ADD. Ok, a lot ADD. That "let's go ride bikes" joke just slays me. My sense of humour is very random and very dry. And of course, I think I'm even funnier if I've been drinking just a bit.
If I have to sit and pay attention (i.e. "listen") to something at length, like say, a sermon or a lecture or something, I have to be doing something else with my hands. Finger-knitting, or doodling or something. It's either that or I'll fall asleep or get REALLY fidgety.
I can, however, read for great lengths of time. Weird, I know.